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  • Town/Country : Chesterfield, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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kitkatmiaow's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43204) - you deserved it (5043)

On 05/03/2014 at 12:50pm - love - by wtf - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by JustAnotherFML23 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML


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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML


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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML


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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

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