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Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (6928)

On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 2:23am - misc - by paradox (man) - United States (Arizona)



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