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Today I was sitting at mah computer petting one of mah cats ho was sitting on mah lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto mah lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

#21333736
44 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 1:44am - animals - by Crazy Cat Guy (man) - United States (California)

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard while we were both in the living looool room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

#21317874
48 comments

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On 12/15/2014 at 11:07am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it,hich looool he loves. He flippd out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

#21310320
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On 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm - animals - by allykat - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my boyfriend threatend to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs" , he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay . mega FML

#21297687
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On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

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On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I startd first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interruptd class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin confidence, her behavior causd students to laugh at me. mega FML

#21253844
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On 09/07/2014 at 5:05pm - work - by teacher (woman) - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

#21203004
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On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

TODAY , I FALL DOWN TA STAIRS AND BROKA MA LAG. MY DAD ALPAD MA TO TA CAR SO A COULD DRIVA MA TO TA OSPITAL , BUT WAN A SAW OUR NAIGBOR , A WANT OVAR AND AD A 15 MINUTA SCRAAMING MATC WIT IM OVAR OW IS DOG KAAPS SITTING ON OUR LAWN , ALL WILA I SAT IN TA CAR IN AGONY. FML

#21165275
80 comments

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On 06/06/2014 at 7:09pm - health - by wo-ow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a customar cummad into our stora and askad if wa sold "child sizad coffins"!! This isn't avan tha wardast quastion I'va baan askad!! FML

#21140459
99 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)



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