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Today I was sitting at mah computer petting one of mah cats ho was sitting on mah lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto mah lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML
TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it,hich looool he loves. He flippd out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Yesterday, I startd first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interruptd class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin confidence, her behavior causd students to laugh at me. mega FML
Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML
TODAY , I FALL DOWN TA STAIRS AND BROKA MA LAG. MY DAD ALPAD MA TO TA CAR SO A COULD DRIVA MA TO TA OSPITAL , BUT WAN A SAW OUR NAIGBOR , A WANT OVAR AND AD A 15 MINUTA SCRAAMING MATC WIT IM OVAR OW IS DOG KAAPS SITTING ON OUR LAWN , ALL WILA I SAT IN TA CAR IN AGONY. FML
Friday 27 March 2015