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Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML
by Crazy Cat Guy / 01/09/2015 at 1:44am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML
by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy
by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/15/2014 at 11:07am / Australia / Animals
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
by allykat / 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
by nenette / 11/12/2014 at 5:50pm / France / Animals
by honey, no boo-boo / 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Geek
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
by teacher / 09/07/2014 at 5:05pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Work
Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML
by happypineapple / 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by Jack00412 / 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by beccadabeast / 06/30/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
by wo-ow / 06/06/2014 at 7:09pm / United States (New York) / Health
by iworkatofficedepothomes / 05/15/2014 at 8:02am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…