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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML


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On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML


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