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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 629
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kitkat818 : Does anyone ever read these? Cuz I get a message and I'm all like, have you even looked at my profile? Maybe try that before you act dumb. No offense though.

But right, if you're reading this; about me. If you're interested of course. If not, no worries. So, right ..
I'm bisexual, tend to be kind of confused 98% of the time. Single pringle, but i like helping people and i give okay relationship advice! I love music. Celebrity crushes include Ellie Goulding, Laura Prepon and Chloë Grace Moretz. I do love chatting, but if I don't reply i'm just a bit busy, I will reply ASAP. Please, shoot me a message and I'll get back to you! Need help or just need to talk? I'm here for you. If you made it this far (the rare 1% who has) you are awesome! 💕

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Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML


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On 01/22/2016 at 12:47am - animals - by swag papi - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I pulled a girl out of the way of a car. She yelled at me because I made her drop her phone, which then got run over. FML

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML


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Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML


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