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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kitkat818 : So confused all of the time 🙃
Love animals
Many celebrity crushes
Love chatting so shoot me a message
Love reading
Love writing
Music is my life ❤️

*knock knock*
"Who is there?"
"A mirror"
"I am lonely"

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Today, I pulled a girl out of the way of a car. She yelled at me because I made her drop her phone, which then got run over. FML

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35319) - you deserved it (4737)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41976) - you deserved it (2988)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:48pm - health - by Eww - United States (Oregon)

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