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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kitkat818 : Hi my name is Kit. My friends call me Kitkat, so if u wanna be my friend, u know what to do 😉. I like swimming (competitively) and enjoy horse riding and badminton as hobbies. I love all kinds of animals. I'm a bisexual girl who would like some friends who don't mind listening to my rants about everything and anything 😊 If i'm you're friend I'll always be there for you whenever ☺️😘

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Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML


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Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML


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