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About kitkat818 : Does anyone ever read these? Cuz I get a message and I'm all like, have you even looked at my profile? Maybe try that before you act dumb. No offense though.
But right, if you're reading this; about me. If you're interested of course. If not, no worries. So, right ..
I'm bisexual, tend to be kind of confused 98% of the time. Single pringle, but i like helping people and i give okay relationship advice! I love music. Celebrity crushes include Ellie Goulding, Laura Prepon and Chloë Grace Moretz. I do love chatting, but if I don't reply i'm just a bit busy, I will reply ASAP. Please, shoot me a message and I'll get back to you! Need help or just need to talk? I'm here for you. If you made it this far (the rare 1% who has) you are awesome! 💕
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Friday 12 February 2016