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kit4kat11
  • Town/Country : Not telling!, United States of America
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kit4kat11 : I'm a mommy, a wife, and FML is my vice. I'm a dance teacher and choreographer, and my favorite style is lyrical contemporary, both in teaching and performing. I'm definitely your run of the mill introverted stage performer. I'm shy, but I start conversations with strangers all the time. I also despise public speaking, but I'm told I'm good at it anyway. I'm an active reader, couch potato, and love curling up in comfy locations with my cats, Shadow and Miata, and of course, spending time with my baby girl!

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Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34726) - you deserved it (6575)

On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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