About kit4kat11 : I'm a mommy, a wife, and FML is my vice. I'm a dance teacher and choreographer, and my favorite dance style is lyrical, both in teaching and performing. I'm definitely your run of the mill introverted stage performer. I'm shy, but I start conversations with strangers all the time. I also despise public speaking, but I'm told I'm good at it anyway. I'm an active reader, couch potato, and love curling up in comfy locations with my cats, Shadow and Miata, and of course, spending time with my baby girl!
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by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
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