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Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by StockedWithJuice (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore



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