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by Anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by badidea / 12/23/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
by This girl / 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
by Sedici / 12/18/2011 at 2:44am / United States / Transportation
by Kara / 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Love
by Vince / 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward / 12/06/2011 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street, as I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML
by aceshot97 / 12/06/2011 at 9:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by BrokeandDesperate / 12/06/2011 at 2:03am / United States (New York) / Money
by Rumpkis / 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:36am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…