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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82781) - you deserved it (10950)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20907) - you deserved it (9821)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (6768)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)



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