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I was volunteering at a nursing ome calling bingo numbers!! One woman stood up an started making noises, so I assumed se ad won an started clapping!! Se ten fell on te floor an died of a eart attack!! I essentially applauded looool er deat!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83264) - you deserved it (11003)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard . I brought mah thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, an somehow stuck it up her nose . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21120) - you deserved it (9857)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better looool about mah own life . FML

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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)



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