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About kissingcars : Hi I'm Sara and I'm almost seventeen. Volleyball, running and yoga are my life outside of school, as well as reading. I'm currently studying to be an adolescent psychologist and I'm going into the Navy as soon as I get out of high school. I love movies and just about anything for music that I can dance and mess around too, I'm really silly and love to cuddle. I love to laugh and I'm a natural blond, but I'm very smart so watch out. I'd never judge a person so talk to me if you'd like :)

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