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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 243
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kissingcars : Volleyball, running and yoga are my favorite things to do to stay in shape. I'm health fanatic but love junk food just as much. Coffee is my drug of choice. Reading is my life. I'm currently studying to be an adolescent psychologist and I'm going into the Navy as soon as I get out of high school. I'd never judge a person so talk to me if you'd like :)

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