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kisalycorsis34
  • Town/Country : Florida, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kisalycorsis34 : I like bugs. ;3

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Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22208) - you deserved it (43279)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38734) - you deserved it (8730)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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