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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kisalycorsis34 : I like bugs. ;3

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Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

#11070143
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46935) - you deserved it (6328)

On 06/09/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by dancerr2210 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38663) - you deserved it (5975)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7202) - you deserved it (53369)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

#7502995
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/22/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by hoody (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML

#6613935
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (3039)

On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML

#5751188
75 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

#4978107
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42859) - you deserved it (8116)

On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

#3398607
167 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML

#2376040
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50698) - you deserved it (3463)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:51pm - love - by loserface23 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

#1927832
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61872) - you deserved it (5790)

On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (417774) - you deserved it (59577)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
923 comments

I agree, your life sucks (344449) - you deserved it (38478)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

#722108
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20602) - you deserved it (67102)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

#650213
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14468) - you deserved it (132689)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML

#600956
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23002) - you deserved it (115547)

On 03/25/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Lady_Luck (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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