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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kisakixpanda : Anti-social/socially inept. I'm determined to be the next great cat lady. Insanity, much like normality, is an illusion. I'm not happy unless my hair is at least two different colors minimum. I'm 5'11. I really loathe clingy people. One of those WTFer's when it comes to sexuality. Absolutely despise the guitarist of D'espairsRay but I love the rest of the band with all my heart. I like most all music. Cooking is my hobby, sometimes I make fatal foods, and no, they don't look pretty. I might have some mental problem, but I'll never know. Getting to the point of being legally blind slowly but surely. No matter what kind of aggressive, I can be it. I punched drama in the face and walked off, haven't seen it since.

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Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39549) - you deserved it (3317)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

#16851607
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27775) - you deserved it (4318)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:41pm - animals - by kk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32542) - you deserved it (3418)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

#16848104
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31258) - you deserved it (4843)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17487) - you deserved it (61374)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30792) - you deserved it (2716)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44167) - you deserved it (2652)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39611) - you deserved it (17126)

On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

#16842915
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29172) - you deserved it (4529)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:30am - love - by yourmomsabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

#16838665
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38219) - you deserved it (3792)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML

#16838274
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33693) - you deserved it (7486)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:04pm - love - by pinocchio - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

#16837631
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27513) - you deserved it (3543)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm - kids - by Username - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25903) - you deserved it (6516)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

#16833815
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29179) - you deserved it (4447)

On 06/24/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML



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