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About kisakixpanda : Anti-social/socially inept. I'm determined to be the next great cat lady. Insanity, much like normality, is an illusion. I'm not happy unless my hair is at least two different colors minimum. I'm 5'11. I really loathe clingy people. One of those WTFer's when it comes to sexuality. Absolutely despise the guitarist of D'espairsRay but I love the rest of the band with all my heart. I like most all music. Cooking is my hobby, sometimes I make fatal foods, and no, they don't look pretty. I might have some mental problem, but I'll never know. Getting to the point of being legally blind slowly but surely. No matter what kind of aggressive, I can be it. I punched drama in the face and walked off, haven't seen it since.
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Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML
Thursday 23 April 2015