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  • Town/Country : kirtland, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 41
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kirtlander : 16 year old junior at Kirtland high school

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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML



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