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kirstennlove09
  • Town/Country : San Marcos, USA bitch!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 49
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kirstennlove09 : Kirsten
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Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16866) - you deserved it (41834)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)



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