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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 330
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kirstenmartin : Well I'm 16, I don't really know what to write about.... Message me if you would enjoy a conversation, if not leave aha don't be creepy please. I enjoy photography and baking... Message me if you want

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Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (4663)

On 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML


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On 09/13/2015 at 10:07am - work - by jobless (man) - United States

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML


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On 09/13/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, after my boss has gotten in the habit of calling me "bubble wrap girl" at work because I'm clumsy and he claims I need to be covered in bubble wrap for my own protection, I have just probably broken two toes by dropping a hairdryer on my foot. I will never hear the end of this. FML

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML


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On 12/21/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on FML


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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

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