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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1998 (17 years)
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About kirstenmartin : Well I'm 16, I don't really know what to write about.... Message me if you would enjoy a conversation, if not leave aha don't be creepy please. I enjoy photography and baking... Message me if you want

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Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by ew (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML


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On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML


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On 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML


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On 09/13/2015 at 10:07am - work - by jobless (man) - United States

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML


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On 09/13/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, after my boss has gotten in the habit of calling me "bubble wrap girl" at work because I'm clumsy and he claims I need to be covered in bubble wrap for my own protection, I have just probably broken two toes by dropping a hairdryer on my foot. I will never hear the end of this. FML

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML


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On 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML


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On 05/15/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I unknowingly used my shampoo thinking it was leave-in-conditioner. While walking to work, it started to rain. I started to produce suds. FML


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On 01/05/2013 at 10:59am - misc - by nomegusta (woman) - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML


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On 12/21/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML


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On 12/17/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by sarabalism (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on FML


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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

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