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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 296
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kirrra : So I'm new to FML and I love it! I read it almost every night before bed, it helps me wind down haha. I have a two year old daughter, she's the love of my life, but also the cause of many of my own FML moments!

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Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML


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