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kirbeaar
  • Town/Country : Canada, eh?
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 608
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kirbeaar : The only thing I love more than reading an FML is reading the comments below.

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Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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142 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm - misc - by Karin (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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116 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 2:07am - health - by haleyfml - United States (California)

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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158 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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102 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
134 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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246 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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