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kirbeaar

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kirbeaar

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 864
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kirbeaar : The only thing I love more than reading an FML is reading the comments below.

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kirbeaar's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

#19884925
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8091) - you deserved it (40429)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

#19833260
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22244) - you deserved it (6982)

On 06/23/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22409) - you deserved it (3875)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (11963)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30300) - you deserved it (1974)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25744) - you deserved it (9343)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16737) - you deserved it (30111)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21788) - you deserved it (9949)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

#19368838
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17964) - you deserved it (3455)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:13am - misc - by toryzhere - Canada

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

#19367964
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23035) - you deserved it (2698)

On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

#19281835
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28559) - you deserved it (3173)

On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28074) - you deserved it (5918)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39744) - you deserved it (27469)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

#19048946
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (3926)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

#18355886
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15609) - you deserved it (27621)

On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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