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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 828
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About kiraleann : My name is Kira. I am 23. I come here when bored to h8 or appreci8 people's daily FMLs.

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Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML


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On 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm - work - by suspended (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML


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On 06/07/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by embarrassed girl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML


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On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML


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On 04/12/2014 at 1:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML


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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

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