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Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML

#21282944
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11967) - you deserved it (1034)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:09am - work - by Thewatcher (man) - Mauritius

Today, I had to google the definition of transsexual just to know what the hell my friends were talking about. I need to read a book. FML

#21282666
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7864) - you deserved it (11927)

On 10/21/2014 at 8:36pm - misc - by Awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

#21282479
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (2398)

On 10/21/2014 at 4:13pm - misc - by Airplane crap - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

#21282367
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (5005)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

#21282365
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26238) - you deserved it (2328)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (1766)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

#21281971
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25957) - you deserved it (7503)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

#21281851
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (1682)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML

#21281510
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26990) - you deserved it (1959)

On 10/20/2014 at 12:53am - work - by are you kidding me - United States (Kansas)

Today, the kids on my cross country team were planning a big surprise party for one of the girls, whose birthday is in a few weeks. It's my birthday today. FML

#21281118
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27180) - you deserved it (1950)

On 10/19/2014 at 2:19pm - misc - by forgotten (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

#21280817
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29617) - you deserved it (5167)

On 10/19/2014 at 12:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I have to make a decision. I either drive my dad around during the day so he can drink, or I let him drink and drive so I can focus on studying for my exams. FML

#21280767
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31550) - you deserved it (2373)

On 10/18/2014 at 11:03pm - misc - by problems - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

#21280490
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33355) - you deserved it (2822)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34928) - you deserved it (2463)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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