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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 February 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1893
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kipfischer : I'm a bit on the wild side, i'll do just about anything, msg me if you want to play.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

#304824
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75666) - you deserved it (7181)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

#256127
112 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

#250417
191 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

#155544
62 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

#102962
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64658) - you deserved it (5129)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

#102962
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64658) - you deserved it (5129)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47378) - you deserved it (7722)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31906) - you deserved it (9481)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
56 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23008) - you deserved it (10366)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
44 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version



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