About kingwizard34 : hello world:) i love meeting strangers i love buffalo wings i love my cookie monster a.k.a MY sweet bottom of a boyfriend and feel free to message me whenever you want:D
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
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