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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2350
  • Number of comments : 316
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kingtz : I do stem cell research, and am really into the sciences. If you see me here, I probably should be working.

I love to read. Especially stuff like "The Wheel of Time" and ASOIAF!

For fun, I love rock climbing, lifting weights and I play tennis occasionally.

And to answer everybody's question, that's not my puppy, and nor is that my hand.

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kingtz's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43592) - you deserved it (3913)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61361) - you deserved it (4690)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

#16112747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13146) - you deserved it (22461)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15642) - you deserved it (63984)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

#15927164
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36522) - you deserved it (17429)

On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49201) - you deserved it (5784)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49718) - you deserved it (9137)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10796) - you deserved it (47891)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42815) - you deserved it (6875)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

#15818561
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36534) - you deserved it (5346)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

#15784060
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (4430)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19273) - you deserved it (65863)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38126) - you deserved it (9058)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17405) - you deserved it (74067)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#15632766
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (16215)

On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -



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