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kingsleyxx09
  • Town/Country : Bridgeton, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 5576
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kingsleyxx09 : I'm a crazy dude that gets in lots of trouble.
I'm on YouTube. Same name as here.
I'm pretty much amazing.

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Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

#1418421 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (8026) - you deserved it (74695)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

#1383069 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (59111) - you deserved it (10557)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

#141211 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (8913) - you deserved it (35034)

On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

#7993 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (17113) - you deserved it (30962)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Big B (man) - United States (Michigan)