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Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2010 at 1:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 6:48am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML
by driver / 01/06/2010 at 9:55am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, while working my overnight shift, I went into the isolation room to find some items for a former client. The door fell shut and the magnetic lock went to work. Both unit telephones and my cell phone were lying on the desk, and I waited four hours for my supervisor to rescue me. FML
by ducky2721 / 01/02/2010 at 8:46am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by _akwardsituation / 01/01/2010 at 1:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Leslie / 12/30/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by runescapeftw / 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
by rtrim29 / 12/26/2009 at 11:18am / United States (Florida) / Health
by flurina / 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML
by her0x3her0ine617 / 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
by tawan / 12/04/2009 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
by NotSoSexy / 11/25/2009 at 7:39pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by PaperInfection / 11/23/2009 at 11:19am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
by anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 1:00am / Japan (Okinawa) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked…