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  • Town/Country : New York!!!!, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1051
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Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8217) - you deserved it (49349)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

#2294
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I agree, your life sucks (4326) - you deserved it (16788)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Moe - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

#1930
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8322) - you deserved it (15971)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
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On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version



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