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by preggo / 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by MotherofET / 07/11/2011 at 12:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by anon / 07/09/2011 at 12:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
by crapped on / 06/16/2011 at 2:25am / United States / Animals
by fuck / 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids
Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML
by 2ndplacechamp / 06/01/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
by why me / 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm / Geek
by eenkoekje / 05/13/2011 at 3:20am / Kids
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
by Anon / 05/07/2011 at 2:08am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Intimacy
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
by Ashleigh / 04/22/2011 at 2:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…