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by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by James / 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by britanyann / 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm / United States / Animals
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML
by metallifreak44 / 11/14/2011 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
by ohdear / 10/31/2011 at 11:38am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Andrew / 10/31/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Miroslav208 / 10/20/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by emopoe / 09/06/2011 at 11:11am / United States / Love
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
by bathroomgirl / 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…