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Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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212 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

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170 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
120 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
166 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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189 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
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On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
593 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

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296 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

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173 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

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79 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
213 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754
191 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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159 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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148 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)



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