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Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32286) - you deserved it (6884)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10932) - you deserved it (54099)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

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461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36288) - you deserved it (2825) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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On 08/17/2011 at 3:14am - money - by AshamedDaughter - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24831) - you deserved it (13785)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)



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