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kingofthediamond
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Mister
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About kingofthediamond : My name is Josh and I'm from New York! I love movies and sports. I play ice hockey

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23557) - you deserved it (60290)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML

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