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kingkevin2001

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kingkevin2001 : A guy who likes to have fun!

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Visits<b>bandaidstations</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 11:34pm<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:06pm<b>nickthegoodkitty</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 1:31pm<b>jerryj</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 12:59am<b>vb68</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 12:46am<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 12:09am<b>Xquisite1</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 10:57pm<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 7:43pm<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:22pm<b>Suchadiva</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 7:32am<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 11:00am<b>Welshite</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 7:42am<b>CharismaGeek</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 9:17am<b>Martyna0611</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 1:44pm<b>haxthis</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 7:02pm<b>DeathcoreDoge</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 1:30pm<b>doom1617</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 5:50am<b>Quack_69_</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 2:16am

Fucked!<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 5:00pm

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kingkevin2001's favorite FMLs

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

by skid / 06/02/2015 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

by Yeppets / 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

by polimeros / 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm / Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga) / Intimacy

Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML

by insomniac / 06/19/2009 at 2:41am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

by ihatevideos / 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

by embaressed / 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous