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Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47587) - you deserved it (2554)

On 06/29/2013 at 5:55am - misc - by Angry and Confused - United States (Nevada)



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