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king_of_LA

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 206
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About king_of_LA : Daily routine:Watch horror movies, Play sports, Watch sports, and enjoy the night. yes, I'm a night owl.

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Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62605) - you deserved it (4592)

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