About kimmi5 : I enjoy FML and read fmls during my down time. I usually don't comment ever. I like to keep to myself mostly. If I look a little young, the picture is not of me but of my little sister. Thanks for taking the time to read about me.
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by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 3:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Lozza111 / 08/28/2010 at 1:14am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek
by groomsman / 08/24/2010 at 8:19am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by gorey / 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I went on a blind date for coffee. He was smart, good looking, and friendly. While we were talking about our respective families it became abundantly clear that I have heard these stories before. I realized that 6 months earlier I had been dumped by his brother after sleeping with him. FML
by Proudlyintp / 08/13/2010 at 2:07am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Marie / 07/27/2010 at 3:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Really? / 07/10/2010 at 10:57am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by ac13 / 06/27/2010 at 2:03pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML
by Myzyri / 06/08/2010 at 3:11am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by LG / 03/17/2010 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by EpicUsername / 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, my parents bought a new car with the money they made from selling mine. To make up for selling my car without telling me, they let me choose the make, model, and colour of the new car... which I just found out I'm not allowed to drive. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2010 at 11:01am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Transportation
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
by Bilirubin / 02/20/2010 at 11:22am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…