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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 952
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kimmaye : Bad shit happens, eventually, you get over it.

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kimmaye's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82639) - you deserved it (23332)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

#2740699
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123625) - you deserved it (7757)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

#1775896
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (78650)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

#1680929
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16803) - you deserved it (63923)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59726) - you deserved it (327237)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

#245096
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50105) - you deserved it (39308)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

#99356
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (78404)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7618) - you deserved it (28152)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version



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