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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 799
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kimcompton83 : I am an asshole!

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Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15719) - you deserved it (21171)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today , it's mah birthday!! My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom"!! looool That's how he putted it , anyway!! FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, someone causd over $400 worth of damage by breaking into mah car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

#19182487
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (2828)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

I got mah score back fir the monologue I performed. I got points taken off fir "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30048) - you deserved it (2376)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. mega FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (2456)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (2184)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today I called my usband wo is currently stationed in Japan to see ow e was doing. According to is grlfriend e's doing fine.

#19174580
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44524) - you deserved it (2625)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching an swelling. I then fine out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper.

#19173596
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (3281)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today.. . while skiing.. . the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty . I was so caught off guard that I fell off . FML

#19171997
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19680) - you deserved it (4691)

On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY... I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THE DAMN CAPPUCCINO MACHINE AT WORK. FML

#19170840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18858) - you deserved it (3407)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, I raalizad how bad mah faalings of inadaquacy comparad to othar woman an jaalousy ara whan I startad thumbing down songs on Pandora simply bacausa tha covar art had a battar looking woman than ma on it. big fat FML

Today, after handing in mah resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave mah resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

#19138758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8565) - you deserved it (22625)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada



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