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by types / 03/02/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
by Peach / 03/02/2012 at 12:46am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family made a fake boyfriend for me on Facebook, since it's been so long since I had one. I accepted the relationship request to try and trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2012 at 12:35am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/01/2012 at 11:37am / New Zealand / Miscellaneous
by cmoney6452 / 03/01/2012 at 11:17am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Fairy31 / 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Crying / 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Geek
by tammylauraine / 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm / United States / Work
by CptZoe / 02/29/2012 at 1:10pm / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 11:52am / United States / Miscellaneous
by jake / 02/29/2012 at 9:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
by wallets / 02/29/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Work
by Ismellbacon / 02/29/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
by mandygeegoesnom / 02/29/2012 at 12:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by iVaughtTV / 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous