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kimcompton83
  • Town/Country : Greensboro, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 537
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kimcompton83 : I am an asshole!

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Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

#19202074
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18246) - you deserved it (2360)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

#19201903
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19518) - you deserved it (3015)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

#19200408
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14551) - you deserved it (1219)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by Peach - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my family made a fake boyfriend for me on Facebook, since it's been so long since I had one. I accepted the relationship request to try and trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML

#19200358
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8270) - you deserved it (23331)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

#19195246
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21290) - you deserved it (3611)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

#19195188
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20796) - you deserved it (1795)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:17am - health - by cmoney6452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

#19190848
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31139) - you deserved it (1707)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (5967)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8355) - you deserved it (25363)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

#19188857
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17890) - you deserved it (13526)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:10pm - love - by CptZoe - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

#19188547
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7552) - you deserved it (26162)

On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML

#19188132
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6775) - you deserved it (12547)

On 02/29/2012 at 9:49am - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23151) - you deserved it (1983)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

#19187002
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7877) - you deserved it (23577)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

#19186705
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23406) - you deserved it (1962)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States



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