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Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I learned that no matter how much u want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife!! FML

#21073034
184 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, ma boyfriend tougt it'd be cute to putted is penis troug a dougnut an try to make me eat it off. mega FML

#21072191
219 comments

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On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to ask the guy I lyk if he'll be mah Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

#21053668
188 comments

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On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm - love - by mariana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, mah girlfriand an I wara at tha rivar . Sha thraw mud on ma, so I playfully thraw soma on har, an wa got into a mud fight . Apparantly, sha took tha "fight" sariously, cuz I'm now singla . FML

#20643291
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On 05/05/2013 at 3:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions . She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around . FML

#20572868
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On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I met mah boyfriend's family fir the first time. We got on the subject of theatre... an his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon"... how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty... polygamist... cultist freaks"... an if his son ever dated one... he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML

#20572732
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On 04/03/2013 at 1:48am - love - by kenabrookee - United States (California)

in mah job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get poster signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, ( unles your sucking mah cock then get the fuck out of here ) an had the poster slapped out of mah hands. It's mah job to deal with these pricks. FML

#20572312
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On 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend... when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her... and still refuse to talk to me. FML

#20571699
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On 04/02/2013 at 2:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

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169 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I ad to present a project 4 ma science class. I began explaining ma project; looking at looool all te bord people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness ten causd me to laug ysterically, causing ma classmates to laug. My teacer felt sorry 4 me an told me to sit down. FML

Today... my husband calld me... saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then hered a female voice in the background mutter... "She'll never buy that". FML

#20562542
132 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm - love - by soontobesingle (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

2day mah dad cummed out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' looool names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. real FML

#20554618
116 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by XoxoChula - United States

Today, I kissed mah gorgeous new boyfriend 4 the first time. I ran mah hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out an five lice crawled onto mah hand. fat FML

#20554606
185 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia



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