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by NoSexForMe / 07/13/2014 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by starflares / 07/03/2014 at 3:49pm / Denmark (Centre) / Work
by thatsnotmyname / 07/02/2014 at 11:12pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
by wiifantcso / 07/01/2014 at 5:57pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent out the invitations she made for my wedding. On them, it says "You are invited to this 'special' event". In the same way, I'm referred to as "special", and my name is misspelled. Hint taken, you bitch. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2014 at 4:40pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Madridsta / 06/28/2014 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by kennyjhynes / 06/23/2014 at 9:56am / United States / Kids
Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML
by DJJayLee / 06/23/2014 at 1:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by Boulette / 06/23/2014 at 1:44am / Love
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
by kay-z / 06/21/2014 at 4:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping… Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they… Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any…
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…