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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 March 1983 (31 years)
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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17530) - you deserved it (28268)

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