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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 March 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About killthedead : Here for fun. Like meeting new people so hmu if you want.

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20981) - you deserved it (33885)

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