About killerxdeagles : I'm a gamer on xbox live love to party and be outdoors. I also love to make guns. I want to be a cop
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (416060) - you deserved it (26638)
On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
I agree, your life sucks (136252) - you deserved it (37365)
On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)
Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25048) - you deserved it (2549)
On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks (537956) - you deserved it (38290)
On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11877) - you deserved it (1948)
On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12700) - you deserved it (1944)
On 01/09/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12442) - you deserved it (4259)
On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4846) - you deserved it (34168)
On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
