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  • Number of comments : 221
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Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (3774)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55816) - you deserved it (2364)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

#5054871
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38535) - you deserved it (5124)

On 09/05/2009 at 2:30am - love - by prin (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14864) - you deserved it (64514)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61994) - you deserved it (6371)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)



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