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  • Town/Country : buttfuck nowere, of asswholes
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Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18429) - you deserved it (2877)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48846) - you deserved it (1964)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (3583)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

#5054871
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32498) - you deserved it (3925)

On 09/05/2009 at 2:30am - love - by prin (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11977) - you deserved it (50468)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54270) - you deserved it (5267)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)



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