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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

#20511181
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33972) - you deserved it (5288)

On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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131 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 11:34am - animals - by DrakeB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

#20456674
114 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

#20126784
99 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

#20126149
123 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

#20094121
84 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

#20090663
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (6363) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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76 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

#18516515
139 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
77 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38537) - you deserved it (10402)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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