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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 660
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About killer0689 : so everyone , though you are here already u can check me out. I m always ready for a new friendly relation. sometimes I am weird but usually I am full of fun ;)
see ya in my inbox.
kik: killer.0689 , Skype : prashant0689

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML

Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML



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