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Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14054) - you deserved it (6282)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24075) - you deserved it (15434)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

#8916376
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23200) - you deserved it (1775)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 1:20am - health - by a - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23788) - you deserved it (51225)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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