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Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19626) - you deserved it (7927)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29482) - you deserved it (2536)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18520) - you deserved it (3629)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:20am - health - by a - United States (Maryland)



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