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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1462
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About killa1894 : Hey Fml-ers. Here\\\'s a little about me. I am 16 years old and living in Cleveland. I am a pretty smart kid though I probly won\\\'t show it much. I plan on going to the University of St.Cloud when I graduate in 2012. Also please don\\\'t underestimate me due to my age because as I said befor, I\\\'m smart.

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Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29565) - you deserved it (5380)

On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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