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Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (5657)

On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML


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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

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