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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 665
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kikimonole : Hi, guys! :3 Just call me Kiki~ I'm a pretty nice person who gets along with others fairly well. I prefer typing to others rather than a phone call. I also love playing video games, currently playing Darksiders on my PS3. Anime is my favourite thing to watch and fantasy is my favourite genre of books. What's my favourite book? Why, the Inheritance Cycle! Favourite anime/manga? Too many to choose from! ^.^ That's all for now~

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Today, I found out why the girl I like won't give me the time of day. Apparently, I called her ugly and pushed her into a puddle when we were in kindergarten. FML

#20091625
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16680) - you deserved it (25798)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to sing at karaoke. I sang a romantic love ballad to him. He dedicated Rick James' "Super Freak" to me. FML

#20091434
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15435) - you deserved it (4610)

On 09/27/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by MB101 (woman) - United States

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

#20090663
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19788) - you deserved it (6353) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

#20086118
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23823) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

#20086071
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23616) - you deserved it (1386)

On 09/24/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Hello Nurse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister stopped by to visit me with her pet bird in tow. She asked me to hold the animal while she went to the toilet, and put it on my shoulder. It promptly shat on my only clean shirt and tore away a good deal of skin from my hand when I tried to get it off me. FML

#20084743
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17385) - you deserved it (2077)

On 09/23/2012 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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