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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 910
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kikimonole : Hi, guys! :3 Just call me Kiki~ I'm a pretty nice person who gets along with others fairly well. I prefer typing to others rather than a phone call. I also love playing video games, currently playing Darksiders on my PS3. Anime is my favourite thing to watch and fantasy is my favourite genre of books. What's my favourite book? Why, the Inheritance Cycle! Favourite anime/manga? Too many to choose from! ^.^ That's all for now~

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TODAY, IT'S ONLY DAY OFF WORK IN AHILE. I TOLD BOSS I'D BE AVAILABLE VIA PHONE IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES. SO FAR I'VE BEEN CALLD THREE TIMES: TO ASK HOW THE FAX WORKS, TO LET ME KNOW IT'S A SLOW DAY, AND TO ASK MEHERE THE LETTER R IS ON A KEYBOARD. FML

#20604416
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47013) - you deserved it (5505)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39314) - you deserved it (10376)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , AT A RESTAURANT , I HAPPILY WATCHED AS MY BOYFRIEND OF THREE YEARS GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND PROPOSED TO ME. BEFORE I COULD SAY YES AND HUG HIM , A GIRL FLUNG HERSELF AT HIM , KISSED HIM AND SHOUTED , "YES!" WITH US STILL HIGHLY CONFUSED , SHE THEN RAN AWAY. FML

#20431269
197 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, my friend putted my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped recieving naked pictures. FML

#20419133
108 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Chanman1924 - United States

2day I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while mah friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but cuz she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. fat FML

#20105161
67 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I Ad A Big Argument Wit Girlfriend, After Se Trid To Stop Me Going Ome, Even Toug It Was Already Past Curfew. I Got Ome, Only To Find Out I'm Groundd 4 Staying Out Late, And Dumpd 4 Bieng "inconsiderate".

#20104336
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21845) - you deserved it (3026)

On 10/06/2012 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find mah psycho ex-girlfriend in mah house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me an she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. mega FML

#20103889
139 comments

Today, I was invitd to mah boyfriend's house 4 dinner 4 the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showd mah appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it cuz when I lookd up everyone was staring. His dad mutterd, ( Slow the hell down. ) FML

#20102773
138 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by OhMeGerd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I ad tree tings stolen: ma pone, ma iPod, an ma grlfriend. All by te same guy. FML

#20094866
207 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 8:56am - love - by Shortround - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST. I WAS DISAPPOINTED IT WAS NEGATIVE, AS MAH FIANCÉ AN I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR FOUR YEARS AN HAVE A STRONG RELATIONSHIP. HE DANCED WITH HAPPINESSHEN HE DISCOVERED THE TEST WAS NEGATIVE AN TRIED TO HIGH-FIVE ME. FML

#20094767
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13207) - you deserved it (24317)

On 09/30/2012 at 5:30am - love - by BeforeItWasCool - United Kingdom

Today , Boyfriand Graduatad From Boot Camp!! Aftar Tha Caramony , I Rushad Ovar And Triad To Jump Into His Arms!! This Would Hava Baan Romantic If Ha Was Axpacting It!! Instaad , Ha Fall Ovar And Wa Crashad Onto Tha Floor In Front Of Avaryona!! FML

#20094526
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7741) - you deserved it (24061)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Finally Managed To Sleep, After Two Days Of Being Kept Awake By The Miniature Floodlight My Neighbor Have Installed To Scare Off Burglars. Only A Couple Of Hours Into My Sleep, I Woke Up To The Sound Of There Car Being Broken Into. FML

#20093571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19790) - you deserved it (1438)

On 09/29/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by firebombtimEFUCKERS (man) - United States

Today, I found outy te girl I lyk won't give me te time of day. Apparently, I called er ugly and pused er into a puddleen we were in kindergarten. FML

#20091625
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17421) - you deserved it (26758)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)



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