About kikimonole : Hi, guys! :3 Just call me Kiki~ I'm a pretty nice person who gets along with others fairly well. I prefer typing to others rather than a phone call. I also love playing video games, currently playing Darksiders on my PS3. Anime is my favourite thing to watch and fantasy is my favourite genre of books. What's my favourite book? Why, the Inheritance Cycle! Favourite anime/manga? Too many to choose from! ^.^ That's all for now~
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Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 6:17am / Germany (Berlin) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Chanman1924 / 12/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2012 at 1:03am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2012 at 2:27pm / Philippines (Rizal) / Love
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
by BusinessTurtle / 10/06/2012 at 3:49am / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
by OhMeGerd / 10/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Shortround / 09/30/2012 at 8:56am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I took a pregnancy test. I was disappointed it was negative, as my fiancé and I have been together for four years and have a strong relationship. He danced with happiness when he discovered the test was negative and tried to high-five me. FML
by BeforeItWasCool / 09/30/2012 at 5:30am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
by oohrahgal / 09/30/2012 at 12:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
by firebombtimEFUCKERS / 09/29/2012 at 12:32pm / United States / Health
by thatwas10yearsago / 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Love