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About kikihp731 : Probably going to get hate from a bunch of clueless bible thumpers, but if that's how they choose to spend their time, I won't judge. Religion is a hoax and I wouldn't want to go to 'heaven' if it meant spending eternity with Jesus freaks anyway. It bothers me that each religious group is so self-centered to believe that their beliefs are the end all be all truth. Get over yourself. If you agree, that's awesome, send me a message or something, if not, don't bug me and I won't bug you.
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Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Friday 22 May 2015