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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1996 (19 years)
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About kikihp731 : Militant agnostic & chemistry nerd. That's about it.

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kikihp731's favorite FMLs

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29384) - you deserved it (2939)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm - health - by Damn.... (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42785) - you deserved it (7384)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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